Finally

FINALLY! I have finally reached the 18th post of the night, the final post of the night. The grand finale, that still has nothing on my "Pick 6" post. So, after this post about nonsense. I'm out for the night. 50+ pageviews at the end of the night, I think this was a success.

2 To Go

We've come to the big 2, the final 2 posts of the night. I've been blogging for over an hour now, I better pass this class. I should, as I'll have 50+ pageviews by the end of the night. Still don't know how that's possible. This blog is still topicless, nonsensical, and stupid. Although people seem to enjoy it.

The Big 40

I reached 40 pageviews. Finally, 20 times 2. I feel old right now. This blog is 40 pageviews old, and 16 posts old. Hopefully, I can reach 100 pageviews by the end of the night. We're almost halfway there. 3 left til 18, then, as you know, I'm signing off. This post had no point.

The Most Important Topic I Will Ever Cover

Yes, you read that title correctly. This is the greatest topic I will ever cover on this blog. What is this topic? It could be comedic, shocking, saddening, horrific, it could be anything, or it could be nothing. Nobody will know until I actually start covering it. By now you may think you're wasting your time. You're not, I promise you. I'm serious, this will be the single most important thing you will ever read about. But only, only if I didn't have my fingers crossed this entire time. Which I did. Sorry, but you were, in fact, wasting your time.

Number 13

With 5 posts left before the grand finale, I look to hopefully 1-up my last post as the best I've posted during the lifespan of this blog. While I don't necessarily have a topic for this post, I can still rely on my sense of humor and ability to attract readers. Just kidding, I have neither of those. Still, 5 posts left before I'm gone for the night. I really don't understand how you guys like this content.

Pick 6

6 posts left before I reach 18. I figured I'd be clever here, as I have 6 left, I figured I'd call this post "Pick 6" and write this post about the grand sport of football. More specifically, the 2015 Super Bowl predictions. While the season hasn't even begun, 31 teams have already started to prepare to dethrone the newly crowned champions, the Seattle Seahawks. So here are the most likely Super Bowl winners, according to bleacherreport.com. By the way, this chart was created by Bleacher Report, so I give them all the credit. I had nothing to do with the creation of this chart.

Super Bowl XLIX Odds

Team	Odds
Seattle Seahawks	9-2
San Francisco 49ers	15-2
Denver Broncos	8-1
New England Patriots	14-1
Green Bay Packers	16-1
New Orleans Saints	18-1
Atlanta Falcons	25-1
Carolina Panthers	25-1
Chicago Bears	25-1
Cincinnati Bengals	25-1
Philadelphia Eagles	25-1
Indianapolis Colts	28-1
Kansas City Chiefs	28-1
Arizona Cardinals	33-1
Dallas Cowboys	33-1
Detroit Lions	33-1
New York Giants	33-1
Pittsburgh Steelers	33-1
San Diego Chargers	33-1
Baltimore Ravens	40-1
Houston Texans	40-1
St. Louis Rams	40-1
Washington Redskins	40-1
Miami Dolphins	50-1
New York Jets	50-1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers	50-1
Tennessee Titans	50-1
Cleveland Browns	66-1
Buffalo Bills	75-1
Minnesota Vikings	75-1
Oakland Raiders	75-1
Jacksonville Jaguars	100-1

Lucky Number 31

Finally reached 30 pageviews, or, in this case, 31. This post should be absolutely amazing because 31 is a lucky number. Also, this is post 12 of 18, so we'll be parting ways for the night fairly soon. I wanna ask a question. How? How did I get 31 pageviews off of this generic, topicless, nonsensical stupidity? I would be posting about very important topics, but I don't have time for that. I will in the future, but in the meantime I have to come up with 18 posts in one night. I am the master of the last minute A. In case you have no clue what I meant by that, this is a school assignment.