The Most Important Topic I Will Ever Cover

Yes, you read that title correctly. This is the greatest topic I will ever cover on this blog. What is this topic? It could be comedic, shocking, saddening, horrific, it could be anything, or it could be nothing. Nobody will know until I actually start covering it. By now you may think you're wasting your time. You're not, I promise you. I'm serious, this will be the single most important thing you will ever read about. But only, only if I didn't have my fingers crossed this entire time. Which I did. Sorry, but you were, in fact, wasting your time.