Lucky Number 31

Finally reached 30 pageviews, or, in this case, 31. This post should be absolutely amazing because 31 is a lucky number. Also, this is post 12 of 18, so we'll be parting ways for the night fairly soon. I wanna ask a question. How? How did I get 31 pageviews off of this generic, topicless, nonsensical stupidity? I would be posting about very important topics, but I don't have time for that. I will in the future, but in the meantime I have to come up with 18 posts in one night. I am the master of the last minute A. In case you have no clue what I meant by that, this is a school assignment.