Monday, March 3, 2014
Finally
FINALLY! I have finally reached the 18th post of the night, the final post of the night. The grand finale, that still has nothing on my "Pick 6" post. So, after this post about nonsense. I'm out for the night. 50+ pageviews at the end of the night, I think this was a success.
2 To Go
We've come to the big 2, the final 2 posts of the night. I've been blogging for over an hour now, I better pass this class. I should, as I'll have 50+ pageviews by the end of the night. Still don't know how that's possible. This blog is still topicless, nonsensical, and stupid. Although people seem to enjoy it.
The Big 40
I reached 40 pageviews. Finally, 20 times 2. I feel old right now. This blog is 40 pageviews old, and 16 posts old. Hopefully, I can reach 100 pageviews by the end of the night. We're almost halfway there. 3 left til 18, then, as you know, I'm signing off. This post had no point.
The Most Important Topic I Will Ever Cover
Yes, you read that title correctly. This is the greatest topic I will ever cover on this blog. What is this topic? It could be comedic, shocking, saddening, horrific, it could be anything, or it could be nothing. Nobody will know until I actually start covering it. By now you may think you're wasting your time. You're not, I promise you. I'm serious, this will be the single most important thing you will ever read about. But only, only if I didn't have my fingers crossed this entire time. Which I did. Sorry, but you were, in fact, wasting your time.
Number 13
With 5 posts left before the grand finale, I look to hopefully 1-up my last post as the best I've posted during the lifespan of this blog. While I don't necessarily have a topic for this post, I can still rely on my sense of humor and ability to attract readers. Just kidding, I have neither of those. Still, 5 posts left before I'm gone for the night. I really don't understand how you guys like this content.
Pick 6
6 posts left before I reach 18. I figured I'd be clever here, as I have 6 left, I figured I'd call this post "Pick 6" and write this post about the grand sport of football. More specifically, the 2015 Super Bowl predictions. While the season hasn't even begun, 31 teams have already started to prepare to dethrone the newly crowned champions, the Seattle Seahawks. So here are the most likely Super Bowl winners, according to bleacherreport.com. By the way, this chart was created by Bleacher Report, so I give them all the credit. I had nothing to do with the creation of this chart.
| Team | Odds |
| Seattle Seahawks | 9-2 |
| San Francisco 49ers | 15-2 |
| Denver Broncos | 8-1 |
| New England Patriots | 14-1 |
| Green Bay Packers | 16-1 |
| New Orleans Saints | 18-1 |
| Atlanta Falcons | 25-1 |
| Carolina Panthers | 25-1 |
| Chicago Bears | 25-1 |
| Cincinnati Bengals | 25-1 |
| Philadelphia Eagles | 25-1 |
| Indianapolis Colts | 28-1 |
| Kansas City Chiefs | 28-1 |
| Arizona Cardinals | 33-1 |
| Dallas Cowboys | 33-1 |
| Detroit Lions | 33-1 |
| New York Giants | 33-1 |
| Pittsburgh Steelers | 33-1 |
| San Diego Chargers | 33-1 |
| Baltimore Ravens | 40-1 |
| Houston Texans | 40-1 |
| St. Louis Rams | 40-1 |
| Washington Redskins | 40-1 |
| Miami Dolphins | 50-1 |
| New York Jets | 50-1 |
| Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 50-1 |
| Tennessee Titans | 50-1 |
| Cleveland Browns | 66-1 |
| Buffalo Bills | 75-1 |
| Minnesota Vikings | 75-1 |
| Oakland Raiders | 75-1 |
| Jacksonville Jaguars | 100-1 |
Lucky Number 31
Finally reached 30 pageviews, or, in this case, 31. This post should be absolutely amazing because 31 is a lucky number. Also, this is post 12 of 18, so we'll be parting ways for the night fairly soon. I wanna ask a question. How? How did I get 31 pageviews off of this generic, topicless, nonsensical stupidity? I would be posting about very important topics, but I don't have time for that. I will in the future, but in the meantime I have to come up with 18 posts in one night. I am the master of the last minute A. In case you have no clue what I meant by that, this is a school assignment.
Still No Topic
So, I still have no topic. So I figured I'd find an image on the internet and write about it. Bear with me here. I don't have many ideas, and couldn't find any important topics that I would know anything about, and wouldn't know where to start researching. In light of the Olympics, here is an image of some Olympic runners. I picked this image due to the sheer hilarity of the faces these gentlemen are making. Just look at this image and try not to laugh.
10th Post (Important Milestone Part Deux)
So this is my 10th post (out of 18) so let us celebrate with CapriSun and Lunchables. I just wanted to say thank you all for putting up with my nonsensical genericism. I used big words. As the creator of That One Blog, I must say this entire blog is not only generic, but stupid, except for those two times I had a topic. It's not like anyone cares about what I'm saying here, neither do I. I just needed something to talk about. So, uhh, yeah, thanks, and stuff.
Very Important Milestone
Well, just hit 21 pageviews. So, in honor of my 20th pageview. I have totally not written or practiced an acceptance speech, but I have something so much better, something unbelievably amazing. Something all of you will love. You will not regret reading this post. What is it, you say? Here's a squirrel eating some pizza.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers Uniform Unveiling
Now, I may be a Saints fan, but I can cover other NFL teams if I do so please. So, in case you haven't heard, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have recently unveiled their new uniform for the 2014. They have been getting a ton of hate. For some reason, the majority thinks they're ugly. Personally, I really like them. You decide for yourself.
Son of God
Yep, I'm gonna cover this. In my defense, this film hasn't been covered that much. First thing's first, I got this topic from browsing the Twitter trending topics as well. Don't think this blog is going to touch base on religion. This is just a movie review. I saw this film on Saturday, and I must say, this is a great movie. While it may not be as good as Mel Gibson's Passion of The Christ, it isn't a Hollywood production movie. I suggest you go see it. It has earned an 8/10 on the Movie Reviewer Nobody Cares About "Movie Review Score Scale".
This Post May or May Not Have a Topic
No topic, so I did the only logical thing a man in my position would do. I browsed the Trending Topics on Twitter. Let's see here... MiniCanQuotes, nope, BlindsContinue, nah, RawChicago, nope, YAThriller, don't think so, oh, here we go, Xbox One. Something I actually know a little about. By the way, no PS4 is better comments. You don't know this, but I own an Xbox One. I don't know why it gets so much hate, it's great. It's one of my most used devices as of this moment, if you can't tell by now, I'm just winging it and posting about topics that no one at my school cares about. Anyway, yeah, I love the Xbox One. Get one, pay the $500 and get one, you won't regret it.
Well, I Finally Ran Out of Topics
Yeah, you read that right, no topic, so I'll just sit back and let my creativity do the work. My last blog got like 80+ pageviews within an hour. I have 12 on this one. Come on guys, we gotta do better. If I get 100 pageviews tonight I'll give everyone $1,000,000. I'm serious, you questioning me? Ok, maybe I won't, but still, you get the big picture.
Sorry Leo
Alright, post #3, the topic for this post will be the Oscars. More specifically, Leonardo DiCaprio. As a film addict, I knew the second I created this blog that I would touch base on this subject. Just to clear things up, I didn't watch the Oscars last night, nor have I ever. I always find out about it next day like everyone else. I think everyone knew Leo wasn't going to win an Oscar this year. It's a well known scientific fact he will NEVER win an Oscar. Why? The judges aren't that smart. I mean seriously, 12 Years a Slave winning best picture? Just kidding, but I never even saw that movie. Leonardo DiCaprio is one of the greatest in the business today, and still hasn't won an Oscar. Sorry Leo.
Alright, Time to Get Serious
The 2nd Topicless Post
By the way, there are gonna be 18 of these posts, so be prepared for that. Like I said, I have to do this for school, so, yeah. Why do we have to do blogs? Seriously, when are we ever gonna use this? My teacher will be reading this, so, Bro. Rick, seriously. Come on, dude. Blogs? Anyway, back to the point, oh wait, there isn't one. You just wasted about 30 seconds of your life. What do you have to say for yourself? Thanks for reading.
That One Post With That One Title
Just to get this out of the way, this blog has no actual topic. The majority of these posts will be about nonsense do to the fact that this is a last minute school assignment, but other posts will have a topic, I just don't know what it is yet. My last blog had like 80 something page views within an hour of creation, but I can no longer access it. Let's hope this one does that well too. So this post was pretty much just an overview of what I will be posting about. In other words, nothing. No topics, just random nonsense. Thanks for reading, you're officially wasting your time now.
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